Good day Whitenoisers!

While you slept it magically turned into Friday. Most times that's very good. Sometimes it's very bad. Regardless, this is the end of the week and you can likely sleep in tomorrow. Unless you're Otter, in which case someone will likely break your job and you'll have to go fix it. Yay, overtime?

In case you weren't reading teh interwebz yesterday, we now creepily stalk exoplanets but only if they're good enough (read: between 2 and 8 times the size of Earth...all others are out), Google is trying to murder us faster, and Alaska is still weird.

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In other news, if you're on a cruise and fall off your ship? Don't worry. Disney's got your back. Further, who says flights are too cramped these days? In more applicable, but less cheerful news that I'm sure you heard about, police thwarted a potential threat in Ohio. Feels like that crazy story is still evolving, and we should expect to learn more soon...in the meantime, regardless of if the story is strictly true as per how the media is spinning it to us, it always boggles my mind how far a reach groups like Daesh have (for those of you who do not want to recognize ISIS/ISIL as a State - credit to my Army brother for that particular link...not sure what I think about it yet), and how crazy people must be to latch on like that, thousands of miles away.

Because I don't want to leave you in the lurch with a depressing feeling on Friday, here is a .gif to cheer you up. We all know it's T.GIFriday, so on with the festivities!

Happy Friday, and stop by the comments to say 'good day,' or 'Bobbert you're a jerk,' or basically whatever you want to say. Cheers!

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