Ohai howdy hey what's going on Whitenoisers, friends, associates, compatriots and others? Welcome to the hump. Nice to see you, preemptively of course because I can't really see you right now, because this hasn't been posted, and that would be weird. If I saw you while I was posting this. It would mean that the Roll Call was coming from inside the house! *violin shriek and/or scare brass*

Anyway, here I am, and here you are. If you're here. Which if you're reading this, you are. So you might as well say hey and not be so spooky about it.