Hello and Happy Hump Day, Whitenoisers. We have come upon the middle of the week and a week before Thanksgiving and we have shivered a bit, but looky looky we are still here standing. The hump shall not defy us! We will see our way to the weekend before a short week [for those of us in the applicable radius of festivities] if it freaking kills us! Okay, maybe we won't risk death to get to the beauteous day of joy and .giffing, but if we never make it to Friday we're not truly alive...?

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Okay whatever. It's Wednesday. Greetings and salutations already. How ya holding up?