Good morning Whitenoisers, friends and spectral beings watching over us and probably laughing a lot. It's Monday and you know what that means - no, seriously, tell me what it all means because Monday gives me this awful feeling of desperation and ennui all rolled up into one. Like, desperennui.

Anyways, at least we have a place for the pretty pictures of our worlds to soothe us. I mean, who doesn't like pretty pictures? If Monday were a pretty picture I'd like it a lot more. So you know what to do. Picture a world where people are friendly, climb on out of whatever funk this day's got you in, and say hello.