Hello again Whitenoisers, and Happy Tuesday, the benefit of which - I recall we have mentioned - is that it is not, in fact, Monday. Yesterday was actually pretty low-key for me, if incredibly boring. I expect a spike in activity later on, at which point I will be perhaps hoping for a spike through my head to put me out of my misery. Until then, I will dream of a temperate sort of quietish but productive day that will not drag so much.

What about you peeps? Life kinda quiet so far this week? Utter mayhem and chaos? Can't tell yet as it's being sneaky? Come on and tell the tale.