Hey, Carl.

Yeah, Chuck?

You think those humans down there would like it if we made a deposit on their car?

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Nah, yeah, man, they love that stuff. Don't you ever see how they jump for joy when they see the presents we leave 'em?

You are wise in the ways of humanity, Carl. And that's why you get to sit on the high part of the hump.

Good morning, Whitenoisers. I present you with Wednesday, which is pretty much for the birds. Birds named Carl. It is a little known fact that 23% of all medium sized birds are named Carl.

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Anyways, here we are again. Lacking the capacity to fly over the hump, we must crawl, creep, bulldoze, or whatever method is available to us. What's the plan of action, y'all?