All the old painting on the tombs, they do the sand dance, don't you know. If they move to quick, they're falling down, like a domino.

Way-oh-way-oh-waaayyyyy-e-o-waayyyy-oh

Ah....the Bangles. Fond memories of their, um, like, two or three songs I can remember. Three. I can remember three of their songs. And one was a cover of a Simon and Garfunkel song, so it doesn't count.

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Actually, to be totally honest, the only real thing I remember about the Bangles is Susanna Hoffs. 17 year old me thought she was just about the sexiest pop star around. 46 year old me thinks 17 year old me had good taste. I mean, remember what she looked like back in 1986?

But that's neither here nor there. Because, today isn't about old crushes. (OMG SHE WAS SOOOO HOT!!!!) Today is about theories. Because it's Totally Trippy Theory Thursday. Today I tell you about a theory that actual people somewhere actually believe.

And this one is a bit different. See, there's this whole segment of the population that are fundamental christians. And they don't believe in a lot. In fact, if it's not in the bible, they don't believe it. So, things like the earth being old, or dinosaurs, or aliens, or anything like that, they don't believe in.

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Except for when they try to be smart. The evidence for the existence of the dinosaurs is fairly strong. And there aren't many ways they can, convincingly, refute them. So, some sects have stopped trying. They readily acknowledge that dinosaurs once roamed the earth. In fact, Adam and Eve probably had them as pets. Because they think dinosaurs and humans existed together. We had to. It's the only way that human, biblical, history can be true if dinosaurs were real.

So right there, they destroyed two of my examples. They accept that dinosaurs existed, and they proved that the earth doesn't need to be old.

Here's where it get's good enough to be included in one of my posts.

They can also logically explain why aliens don't exist. You all have heard of that other group of people who are convinced that humans are worthless and there is no way we could have built the pyramids without alien help, right? Well, let me use this theory to prove to you that aliens don't exist.

Humans didn't need the aliens to help with the building of the pyramids. We moved all those gigantic blocks into place with the dinosaurs help. It was humans and dinosaurs, not aliens, who built the pyramids.

What, you thought the Flintstones was made up? Aw heck no! It was a documentary!

*Authors Note*

Yup. Short one today. I'm off to a meeting that's going to last all night, so I only have a shot period of time to do this post. Sorry/not sorry. I get free beer at my meeting.....