Wanted: someone with a hale and hearty constitution to come over and start my truck. Will provide the keys. Willing to pay extra if the truck starter cranks the heat up and then sits in my seat to warm it up.

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Seriously........actual temp is -17 and the wind chill is -40. I’m supposed to go watch the Packer game at the bar with some friends, but I don’t want to go out and start my truck. It’s a bit chilly out. Oh wait....never mind. I just found out the high temp will be -7, so it’s all cool....