I know everyone is jazzed about the new Terminator trailer and the new Jurassic Park and the new Star Wars with its rolling ball droids but I'm reserving my excitement until they make a Spaceballs sequel. Maybe I'll get lucky in 2015.

Speaking of that, it's already December, so I won't have to wait until the next annual cycle of unnecessary sequels begins anew. 2015 is nearly upon us. We've already started our Gift Guide series, people are dropping year-end mixes, and before you know it, you'll be getting sneaky-drunk on eggnog at a company function.

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I personally am excited for 2015 because it means the ban I enacted on myself buying novelty clothing for 2014 is nearly at its end and I can soon purchase this: