Well, congratulations: If you've read this far it would appear that you made it through this week relatively unscathed—unless, of course you're reading this in a long line somewhere, in which case, be sure to stay supple and hydrated on the inside, but keep your actual hands dry.

Besides using your freshly downloaded iOS 8 to do some predictive sexting this weekend, what else do you have planned? Here in LA it is finally not 102 degrees anymore so I might even go outside. Speaking of weather, are you ready to have your mind blown? The next time we'll meet back here, it will be fall. You're welcome.