I am Bumblecat, Bumble for short, and this is my very first Whitenoise post. I enjoy larceny and chiz and rending evildoers. I am a female kitty on the older side of young, and I likes to cook foods and disregard the rules of grammars. Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!

Oh! If you were to drop me off at a large selling-everything store you will find me in either the cookware or books section. I am mostly nice! I swears!!!! If you were dropped into a Selling-evyerthing type store, where would you gravitate?