So I'm sitting here at my desk thinking of what to post. And due to my curious and odd nature, i pose a hypothetical question to you all.

You have been stricken with a rare and dangerous virus which if not attended to will kill you. There are only 2 options for survival:

1. Amputating your dominant hand?

or

2. Hacking off both thumbs?

Please respond and elaborate on your answer. Because we all know happiness is in the details.

Happy Thursday!