What do you mean, it's Monday again?
Aw, dammit. Fine. Good morning, everyone. Hope you had a pleasant weekend that was somehow magically longer than it was, because I most certainly did not. But hey, the day will be low on bossly interference and I can maybe get some grunt monkey work done and get it over with quickly. Also, it's President's Day, which I guess means if you work for a bank you can go get some nice cheap furniture or something.
Okay Whitenoisers. Give a little holler and a hey. What's on the agenda for today?