Hello peeps, and welcome to Monday yet again.If everything seems a little fuzzy, don’t worry about it. That’s just pretty much how it is.

Goodnight, friends.

What a week in the kinjaverse, may as well, uh, feed on flower nectar ? while the sun shines.

There must be a Cars and Coffee happening this weekend somewhere here in the East Bay because I’ve never seen/heard this many asshats in cars with far more horsepower than their feeble brains could possibly handle.

Good news for lane splitters...

Hey howdy Happy Friday, everybody. Time to gather together and celebrate the wonderful world of the shared journeys of the interwebz. As some of you may have already seen, Gawker is a dead man soon enough, and the fate of Kinja has yet to be decided. Hopefully this adventure will continue, somehow.

Gooood morning and a very merry Thursday, one and all. The weekend is looming and nigh upon us, unless our week ends already or just started back up again. Insert platitude about shared experience and/or some smartass remark about Teh Man and how the week will never end as long as he has the keys to the golf course,…

Hello, my friends, and welcome to The Hump. Do not be afraid of The Hump. The Hump is your friend. Please be still while The Hump embraces you in its middle-of-everythingness.

Uh uh. I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six shots or only five?” Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you’ve gotta ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?”…

Hey all, Happy Tuesday. Hope a little happiness is peeping in on you wherever you are.

Hello and happy Monday, Whitenoisers. Back out in the world we go. Too bad - it’s much nicer watching from our nice little windows right here.

Haloo, I trust everyone is Sundy’n properly. I’m at work, but appeasing the gods appropriately. So post a pic from the week prior, something fun, weird, emblematic, enigmatic, or automatic, like me: bugs and plants.

...because it (rightfully) links “speed” with “excitement.” This all sounds very dickish to me.

Hiiiiii. It’s been a while since I hung out at Whitenoise. But to be honest I was just not online that much!

Whooooooooooooooooooooo Friiiiiiiidaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!! Soon enough we’ll get through this day and be waving in the breeze of the weekend.

Hello, hello, and hey hello Thursday. Or Almost-Friday, if you will. At Least Not Tuesday? Perhaps Sathursday, depending on your schedule? Anywho, it’s one more time from the top for a lot of us and we may as well get moving.